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CITIZEN DATA PROTECTION • MINISTRY POLICY

Privacy Policy & Citizen Data Charter

Effective Date: September 4, 2026 • Reference: MUIS-PRIVACY-2026

1. Overview

At chauhan.lol ("Ministry of Unnecessary Internet Services"), we believe your personal data belongs to you, not to corporate telemetry algorithms. This Privacy Policy discloses our practices regarding the collection, usage, and safeguarding of citizen data, specifically in accordance with Google OAuth 2.0 requirements.

2. Information Collected via Google OAuth

When you voluntarily choose to "Sign in with Google" to obtain your official Citizen Verification Pass, we request access only to your basic public profile information:

  • Full Name: Used strictly to personalize your official Ministry decrees, certificates, and citizen pass.
  • Email Address: Used solely to identify your account session and prevent docket spam.
  • Profile Picture URL: Displayed on your citizen pass badge in the header.

We do NOT request or access your contacts, Google Drive files, calendar events, search history, or any sensitive scopes.

3. How We Use Your Information

Your data is utilized solely to:

  • Render your authenticated Citizen ID Pass in the header.
  • Associate your submitted petty cases, certificates, and break applications with your profile.
  • Maintain essential session security.

We do NOT sell, rent, monetize, or disclose your personal data to third-party advertisers, data brokers, or external entities.

4. Cookies & Local Storage

We utilize minimal, secure, HTTP-only session cookies strictly required for authentication. Your audio preferences (mute/sound on) and recent tool selections are stored locally on your device via standard browser LocalStorage.

5. Data Deletion & Revoking Access

You can sign out at any time by clicking "Sign Out" in the citizen menu. To permanently delete your stored data or revoke permissions:

6. Privacy Officer Contact

Ministry Data Protection Desk: privacy@chauhan.lol.