MUIS GOVT PORTAL • STATUS: 100% PROCRASTINATION
GAZETTE ALERT
☕ Desk Officer S. Chauhan is currently on his 4th afternoon tea break • 📜 42,912 break applications approved today with 0 rejections • 🛑 ALERT: Productivity detected in Sector 7; dispatching emergency distraction team • ⚖️ Supreme Court rules 'Replying k' is a recognized non-bailable offense • 💼 Friday 4:30 PM meetings officially classified as domestic terrorism • 💻 87 open browser tabs deemed acceptable under Article 370-B •          ☕ Desk Officer S. Chauhan is currently on his 4th afternoon tea break • 📜 42,912 break applications approved today with 0 rejections • 🛑 ALERT: Productivity detected in Sector 7; dispatching emergency distraction team • ⚖️ Supreme Court rules 'Replying k' is a recognized non-bailable offense • 💼 Friday 4:30 PM meetings officially classified as domestic terrorism • 💻 87 open browser tabs deemed acceptable under Article 370-B •         
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DIVISION 02 • UNNECESSARY DIGITAL INSTRUMENTS

Useless Tools™

Precision utilities engineered to diagnose workplace futility, analyze dangerous texts, and fabricate startup pitches.

Meeting Survival & Wastage Calculator

Scientific computation of time burned, sanity depreciated, and odds of speaking while on mute.

Meeting Duration:45 Minutes
Number of Attendees:8 People
Input your meeting details to calculate total productivity lost and receive an official wastage citation.